Saturday, 29 March 2014

Where would my blog be without this funny cat meme?

Funny cat memes will save us all from destruction.

My blog over at http://thepaintedsmile.wordpress.com hasn't quite had the views I hoped it would thus far, even though i've interviewed some reasonably big names in the world of politics and crafted a heartfelt piece on Scandinavian cinema.
Because of this, I feel it appropriate to conduct an experiment and give the mass ignorant swathes of the internet-browsing public just what they want.
A funny cat picture.

Look at it! It's almost human in its characteristics. This cat is doing something that a human being might do. It's doing a little dance, the furry f*ck.  Some comedic genius has taken it upon themselves to grab their smartphone and snap their apathetic, mouse-murdering companion in the act.
Even more side-splittingly, someone has written an amusing caption in the style of one of those crazy memes that go around Facebook and your work email. That is if you're privileged enough to have access to IT equipment at work. I am not.  They have used the cheapest, nastiest font possible: as if they are speaking in Jim Davidson's voice. Or maybe Bernard Manning's, before he became deaded.
I bet this gets more views than any of the other stuff i've done.
Damn you all.

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